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:iconsomerandomminion:
SomeRandomMinion Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2017
I say Harp Staidstrings deserved to get smacked. She PROVKED Lyra on purpose--see that smirk--instead of trying a civil debate.
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:iconbrutalityinc:
BrutalityInc Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2017
Technically a common primate ancestor, which diverged from the Cercopithecidae (Old World Monkeys) some 25 million years ago, but that's still pretty close for Harp Staidstrings.
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:icondeathangelrei:
DeathAngelRei Featured By Owner May 18, 2017
ora ora ora!
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:iconhorrorcrusher:
horrorcrusher Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017
Great!  Another reason to consider Starlight Glimmer to be the worst, and I don't merely mean worst pony I mean the worst anything to ever be conceived! 
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:iconcaballero-nocturno:
caballero-nocturno Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2017
Hahahaha just beautiful xDD!!
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2017
Thank you! ^^
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:icontheneostrike:
TheNeoStrike Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017  Hobbyist Artist
Meta x3
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2017
Clapping Pony Icon - Lyra Heartstrings 
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:iconxxxmakixxx:
xxxMakixxx Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Based on actual events...
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
MLP Lyra Heartstrings (Angry) Plz "-CREATIONISM!!!"
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:icondarthrivan:
darthrivan Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Just let it solve itself, Starlight. And if worse comes to worse, Equestrian law stipulates that if a fatality should occur in any building used for royal purposes, the deceased is entitled to a fully funded state funeral.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Starlight Glimmer - Shocked "- Maybe it better try other ways to fix old friendships..."
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:iconsigel4ever:
sigel4ever Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017  Student General Artist
pal, you have a BIG problem now
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Starlight Glimmer (Shocked) mlp season 6 "-This was not like I've planned..."
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:iconsigel4ever:
sigel4ever Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017  Student General Artist
eheheheheheh
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:iconkrystal3108:
Krystal3108 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 12, 2017
MLP Twilight Sparkle (Angry) Plz:iconsays3plz:*with royal canterlot voice* silence! both of you!
MLP Twilight Sparkle (Seriously?) Plz:iconsays3plz:Harp Staidstings has right, humans are a result of natural evolution, their are only very advanced evolved monkeys.
MLP Lyra Heartstrings (Angry) Plz:iconsays3plz:you can not prove it!
MLP Twilight Sparkle (Seriously?) Plz:iconsays3plz:yes i can, even their own books say that humans are a result of evolution.
*Twilight holds a book with the label "Darwinism: the theory of the evolution of species by natural selection advanced by Charles Darwin."*
MLP Lyra Heartstrings (Angry) Plz:iconsays3plz:this Charles Darwin pony is a liar!
MLP Twilight Sparkle (Seriously?) Plz:iconsays3plz:first Charles Darwin is a human, second if you don't trust the book then ask a human, he will tell you the same. oh and before you ask...
*Twilight holds a strange object that looks like a black mirror*
MLP Twilight Sparkle (Seriously?) Plz:iconsays3plz:this is called a iphone, it is built by humans and one of his purposes is a communication device.
MLP Twilight (Giggle) Plz
:iconsays3plz:how did she said i should use it? Siri call Sci-Twi?
:iconiphoneplz::iconsays3plz:call Sci-Twi.
Princess Twilight Sparkle Good News Emoticon.:iconsays3plz:hey Twilight, how do you handle with the stuff that i have given you?
MLP Twilight Sparkle (Epiphany) Plz:iconsays3plz:the voice recognition is very helpful. but why i call you, can you help me with the green unicorn next to me? she doesn't believe me when i say that humans are evolved monkeys. if a human tells her about the evolution tree it might be she believes it.
EqG Twilight (Embarassed) Plz:iconsays3plz:where should i begin, all life on Earth shares a common ancestor known as the last universal common ancestor which lived approximately 3,5 up to 3,8 billion years ago...
*three hours later*
twilight sparkle EqG (science) plz:iconsays3plz:...and the primate species homo sapiens to which modern humans belongs.
:iconlyracryingplz::iconsays3plz:that isn't true! that can't be true!
*Lyra is crying, try to destroy a bookshelf, and runs away*
Starlight Glimmer - Shocked:iconthinksplz:i knew she is a freak but this is next level.
Emoticon - Twilight Sparkle Wat:iconthinksplz:i think i should assure the castle against pony vandalism.
EQG Twilight Icon #3:iconthinksplz:Twilight hasn't overstated as she said that some ponies are very narrow minded in their worldview.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Some days after:
 Confused Bonbon - Sweetie Drops :iconsays3plz: Congratulations, princess of firendship! Due to your "elucidation" Lyra goes crazy and turnet into a vilain! In this exactly moment she's travelled into space/time to kill Charles Darwin!

Emoticon - Twilight Sparkle Wat:iconsays3plz: Kill who?
Confused Bonbon - Sweetie Drops :iconsays3plz: Kill? What are we talking about?
Emoticon - Twilight Sparkle Wat :iconsays3plz: About lyra's tea party, that you invited me!
Confused Bonbon - Sweetie Drops :iconsays3plz: Oh yeah! We are waiting you tomorrow! Seeya!
Emoticon - Twilight Sparkle Wat :iconsays3plz: Seeya!

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:iconkrystal3108:
Krystal3108 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 12, 2017
actually time travel is almost impossible.
Lyra's main problem in her plan is the time paradox.
in this scenario Lyra travels back in time to kill Charles Darwin before he can write his book.
but
if Lyra kill Charles Darwin then has his book never existed.
so Lyra has no reason to
travels back in time and kill Charles Darwin, and if Charles Darwin not killed by Lyra he can write his book.

the only way a time travel can be
successful is when the future self give the presence self a reason to travels back in time at the same specific time to his past self as the future self has it done.
a good example is season 2 episode 20
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Uh? Who is Charles Darwin?
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:iconkrystal3108:
Krystal3108 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
the guy which was at 1882 murdered by a unicorn.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2017
Odd...I don't know about this guy. He must have been someone without much historical importance...
But this reminds me about the unicorn, in the famous picture of the
Sistine chapel:
sta.sh/025fi0qrrrdz
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:iconkrystal3108:
Krystal3108 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 13, 2017
in the course of the restoration of the frescoes it was discovered that the unicorn was not a original part in the fresco, it was added years later.
historians all over the world puzzling now why the unicorn was not from the beginning a part of the fresco.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2017
Doctor Whooves Icon 2 "-I feel a disturbance in the space/time flux!"
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:iconajr001:
AJR001 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Starlight Glimmer, I think getting the resolution for these two is about as easy as trying to convince die-hard, triggered, and/or crazy liberals that Donald Trump is now the POTUS (President of the United States for those unfamiliar). I've seen some s[horseapples]... ^^; :XD:
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
:iconstarlightdozyplz: "-Maybe I should try to teach to this Mr. Trump and this Liberals, about the power of the friendship?"
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:iconajr001:
AJR001 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 12, 2017
Start with the liberals first. They're surprisingly the more crazy ones... ^^;

Also add the "Social Justice Warriors" and the Feminist pretenders to the list. I don't know how but they're even worse... ^^; ^^; 
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:iconnintendogamemaster:
Nintendogamemaster Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2017
Or lock their leader and Trump in one sole place, they would destroy each other :D
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:iconajr001:
AJR001 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2017
Trump isn't even that bad. The other 3 plus the mainstream media to put it lightly lost their marbles. Also your plan, it's not even worth it. Trump's catchphrases alone would make them submit. :XD: 
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:iconnintendogamemaster:
Nintendogamemaster Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2017
I dunno buddy, the guy doesnt even seems smart enough to rule a country.
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:iconajr001:
AJR001 Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2017
He could also be smarter than he looks. Let's agree that politics is complicated. Can't live with them, can't do anything without them. ^^;
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:iconnintendogamemaster:
Nintendogamemaster Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2017
Ye
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:iconmetalbrony87:
MetalBrony87 Featured By Owner Edited Mar 12, 2017
Lyra and Harp should quit squabbling, bury the hatchet and just give up on this contradictory mystery. They're wasting their time bickering about the origins of humanity like they have nothing else better to do.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Exactly! Many people waste their times in discussions like this one, when they could be chasing really important things.
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:icon5-mentarios:
5-mentarios Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Veeeerga...en todas partes  siempre va a existir un obsesivo-compulsivo de la fe (sin importar el tipo de religión) y un obsesivo compulsivo del existencialismo o la evolución...y siempre van a estar en pugna...
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Esta es la raíz de todos los conflictos. ^^;
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:iconzfragger:
zfragger Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Starlight you have stepped on a land mine.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Starlight Glimmer (Nervous Smile) mlp season 6 "-Oops!"
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:icontigreanpony:
tigreanpony Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Oh that was hilarious, so when will there be more Lyra Lyra. Still love all your stuff this by far was the most hilarious.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Thanks! I'm ending my bad things in my job...so...soon...I hope...we will be more about Lyra Lyra. ^^
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:iconkreeperartist:
KreeperArtist Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Hey, does anyone know where I can find the corpse of Charles Darwin? I have an idea for a new energy source. I also may need a rotational generator.
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Sorry! You late! Charles Darwin's body was stolen by the Doctor Sinister.
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:iconkreeperartist:
KreeperArtist Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2017
Damn.
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:iconchiyawa:
Chiyawa Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Starlight, you did it... Again??
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Starlight Glimmer (Nervous Smile) mlp season 6 "-Oops!"
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:iconnintendogamemaster:
Nintendogamemaster Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Look whos talking about heresy Lyra XD

Its funnier if one considers that in Equestria humans are mythical, so this is as weird as people fightning over the origin of unicorns :XD:
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Good point! The discussion about the origin of the unicorns will not solved yet!
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:iconnintendogamemaster:
Nintendogamemaster Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Some people think Fausticorn created them with the magic of friendship, but I think they evolved from horses :XD:
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
Trollestia 
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:iconxvampexx:
XvampeXX Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
 :huehuehue:GEEETTTTTTT DUNKED ON!!!!!Freddy Hue-bearH (Alphabets)U (Alphabets)E (Alphabets)
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:iconponymaan:
PONYMAAN Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2017
 :slapfight: 
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